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CANTO ERGO SUM
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THE MOST IMPORTANT CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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