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Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently!!!!

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies, too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey:

I'm gonna fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin' in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork!

Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard!